general/unsorted:
-convert guides and gushing to gemtext
-add more keywords to guides and rants
-fix/remove broken links
-test DC++
-compare foreign function interfaces
-dig proof and guides out of Kiwi/Onion Farms and InstallGentoo Wiki
-link to London Apple Store rant in SlopTuber sections
-link to Amy Schumer: Twitter Hero on pages about crybullies, maybe Lizzo's Big Fat Lawsuit too
-link to X-Copper rant on ramblings about white knights
-keep scratching head over Yooka-Replaylee. Damn the pedo supporters at ExOK, Hidden Block, Retroware/Screenwave, Team17, WayForward, Yacht Club Games...or is Playtonic worried about another Steven Rudderham? Then again, there was the recent backlash against former prince Andrew
-finish reading How to Win Friends and Influence People

completed, but needs revision:
-Arcade Games at Home: more info on TeknoParrot
-Beatmania Shrine: add clones like on the TMGC page (and to compete with HG101)
-Degenerate Keywords: consider merging with Glossary and Signs of a Kidult
-Index of A-logs: expand why not section
-Least Worst for Android: test PK201 and LineageOS
-Least Worst for Unix-like: add more source ports/engine recomps and 9front fun, test recompilation projects on OpenBSD
-Linkroll: add All EFF'ed Up and more guides
-Lulzy Quotes: more masochistic babbling and forum/Xitter A-logs (e.g. jaxamoto, the Musk)
-My Favorite Games: add screenshots and Conker duology
-RPCS3: performance info for other PSN games
-Superior Subs: fix table formatting
-Unrecommended YT Channels: fix some weird wording and trailing parentheses
-Which Tamagotchi?: test clones for consoles, add more Precure tie-ins

in progress:
comics
-Life Is Funny
	*artificial outsmarting: needs dialogue and page
	*birdger: needs sketch and page
	*calories: needs sketch
	*Cloned Cravings: needs sketch and page
	*coke rewards: needs dialogue and page
	*double standard: rewrite
	*envy: needs sketch
	*Nintendon't: needs sketch
	*Not So Smart: needs sketch
	*priorities: needs rewrite
	*redissection: needs line art
	*river ghosts
	*Solved Dilemmia: needs sketch
	*spaz zoo: scripting
	*tentacle time: scripting
	*Trampolines: needs sketch
	*transform: needs sketch
	*typical epilogue: scripting
-jerkops: scripting
-Psycho Geek: scripting
-Psycho Geek 2: drafting
-rayman origins parody (pamtri homage): needs sketches

guides/tutorials
-Brief Guide to Touhou Project's Fanimations: more research. consider converting to general fanwork guide
-comparison of worthwhile Tamagotchi: add communication compatibility
-console/emulator flowchart: convert to shell script
-DDR: ratings for European games
-Super Robot Wars: needs organization
-Which Digimon?: more tests (Damn Yotta and RicePirate BTW)

playlists
-influences
-spells
-throwback

rants
-common lies about kidults
-Kidults vs. the World: more variations, examples, and proof. replace some instances of predator. needs a thesaurus overall
-Micro Rants
	*History Repeats
-The Stupidest Expressions in English: drafting

"do-jin soft"
-...of thunder
-Psygeetchi: a spoof of Tamagotchi Nano Colorful

misc
-the iceberg of controversial analog games: needs better organization
-kidult bingo sheet
-mods/wrappers that don't suck
-My Favorite Creepy Levels: still quite basic, likely because I prefer full-on horror
-Petty Pinball (temp title)
-Revised Porn Game List: needs URLs and tests
-Team Sonic Racing Overdubbed: scripting
-VMU Special: need to replace my Dreamcast's battery

ideas:
film/show reviews
-action and horror cartoons for adults: because we're sick of LS Cuck whining about the latest clone of Family Guy
-foreign dubs (hi hi puffy amiyumi, les simpsons, sonic toon, etc.)
-imma youjo/the erotic temptress
-The Miyakawa Family's Hunger
-rabbids invasion
-Something Weird Collection
-Wait till Your Father Gets Home

comic reviews
-ai mai mii
-backstreet girls: This makes transwashers' heads explode
-Bongo Comics: Simpsons and SpongeBob
-Cells at Work spinoffs
-Chibi Maruko-chan in color
-dengeki magazines
-Flash Gordon
-Japanese Marvel
-Kabuki
-Laid-Back Camp
-ore da yo! wario da yo!/yo, c'est moi, wario!
-pretty cure fan comics
-Spice & Wolf
-Tamagotchi
-TRIP!TRIP!TRIP!: a fun book inspired by Sonic World Adventure (Japanese version of Sonic Unleashed)
-some of mangadex's comics I'm sure I forgot about

self-published comics/"do-jinshi"
-Banjo-Kazooie Gag Battle: Banjo was in Mario's Adventure Land and Diddy Kong Racing 4-Panel Gag Battle, though I don't think he was in his own comics
-Conker's Better Days
-I Wanna Be a Magical Girl
-JJ's Porno
-Life Is Funny (CC-BY)
	*atomic magic
	*common ground: needs rewrite
	*contacts
	*cookieroni?
	*crayon "cartoons"
	*finale
	*ghostleeveelution
	*haunted vibrator
	*heroines
	*hot date
	*if TMGC landed in Australia
	*jump scare
	*life note
	*lost and found media
	*meme wonderfall
	*passwords
	*predator proppers
	*prey
	*snatch alternate ending (space ghost coast to coast)
	*toilet trouble
	*trash tornado
	*uno roboto
-metal gear stupid: porkable ops
-No More Cartels (temp title): basically Psycho Geek with BPD Latinas
-...of thunder tie-in comics
	*boomer humor
	*sex dolls
-Psycho Geek -1
-Psycho Geek If
	*Look Alive, Lookalike
	*All Day, I Dream About Seth
	*Join the Army
	*Booked for the Old Folks
	*Dr. Thodt
	*The Undead
	*Reintegration
	*Reprogrammed
-rabbids can't go home
-two kings (Tamagotchi)

game reviews
-wiird games
	*wii play motion
	*Ando-Kensaku/And Search
	*Japanese Just Dance
	*Haneru no Tobira
	*captain rainbow
	*punch-out
	*pole's big adventure
	*wario land shake
	*pop'n music/rhythm
	*nights journey of dreams
	*miburi & teburi
	*eat! fat! fight! and muscle march
	*Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games
	*sonic unleashed/sonic world adventure
	*odoru made in wario/warioware: smooth moves
	*Klonoa
	*Minna no Rhythm Tengoku/Beat the Beat
	*Epic Mickey fixed version
	*rayman raving rabbids trilogy+rabbids go home
-Wiird U games
	*Ballpoint Universe
	*Daikon Set
	*Game & Wario
	*Nintendo Land
	*Rabbids Land
	*Sonic Toon: Ancient Treasure (Japanese version of Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric)
	*The Wind Waker HD
	*Year Walk
	*ZombiU
-dual screerd games
	*Kaitoh Wario the Seven
	*Mario & Luigi RPG 3 DX
	*mario & sonic at the winter games
	*Retro Game Challenge 2
	*rhythm tengoku gold
	*Sawaru Made in Wario
	*Spore Creatures
	*touch de zuuno
	*Viva Pinata
	*Zombie Daisuki
-Dreirdcast games
	*Cool Cool Toon
	*D2
	*deSPIRIA
	*Evil Twin
	*Gunbird 2
	*Ooga Booga
	*Roommania 203
	*Segagaga
	*Typing of the Date
-360rd games
	*Alice: Madness Returns
	*Banjo-Tooie and Nuts & Bolts (along with Conker's Bad Fur Day/Conker: Live and Reloaded, to an extent)
	*Instant Brain
	*Kameo
	*Muchi Muchi Pork
	*Otomedius Gorgeous
	*Rumble Roses XX
	*Sega All-Stars Racing
	*Viva Pinata: Trouble in Paradise
	*Wik and the Fable of Souls
-mini reviews
	*Gegege no Kitaro games
	*parenting simulators
	*Star Wars games
-Games I Simultaneously Love and Hate
	*Banjo-Kazooie
	*Mawaru Made in Wario/WarioWare: Twisted
	*Mother/Earthbound Beginnings: damn Toby fucks
	*Rayman Origins
-Indie/Do-jin Games That Don't Suck
	*Nihilumbra
	*Outlast
	*Seihou Shuuso-Gyoku
	*Sentimental Shooting
	*Slain: Back From Hell
-if I'm REALLY bored
	*board/tabletop games
		~Adventures Dark and Deep
		~Bunnies and Burrows
		~Dominion
		~Living Dead Dolls
		~NASA
		~Pandemonium
		~Quiz Hexagon
		~Race for the Galaxy
		~Tails of Equestria
		~Tamagotchi
		~Uglydoll card game
	*Cookie's Bustle: might be a great opportunity to troll Vinesauce's white knights (ROBERT MAGRANN IS GUILTY AND NO WHINING WILL CHANGE THIS!!!)
	*DVD/BD/UMD Player Games
	*LaserActive
	*Literal Cult Media
		~the books of Scientology
		~Godzilla Bible
		~Opus Diaboli
	*Loom
	*Mario & Luigi RPG 2x2 (improved version of Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time)
	*Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam Bros.
	*Nana Moon/Meng Yue Jingling
	*Sonic Robo Blast 2
	*Superdimension Neptune vs. Sega Hard Girls
	*xbox extravaganza
		~Angelic Concert
		~Crash Bandicoot 4
		~Thousand Land
		~Tron 2.0
		~Voodoo Vince

guides/tutorials
-budget-friendly VR: because I got sick of Steam's DRM, Meta's incompetence, LMG/LTT's shilling, and ThePornDude Blog's inaccuracy
-Curated Apps/Homebrew for Switch
-how to make a good donation page
-rewritten guide to dedicated consoles/handhelds

novel mini-reviews
-Bioshock prequel
-Catherine: The Mysterious Tale of Rapunzel
-the devil is a part-timer
-interspecies reviewers
-kirby and...
-myriad colors phantom world
-Record of Lodoss War
-strawberry panic

image edits
-beat shaming
-Buckley Bumble, Vinesauce's worst nightmare
-crowdfarter badge would go well with a wojak
-Yay, repetition!
-Rayman 2 fake ending, but with anime merch instead of gold
-LS Mark seething about a PS3 being cheaper and more featureful than an arcade cabinet
-mo-e characters
-white knighting: not even once
-predators' avatars vs. predators IRL
-LioConvoy's self-image (Glen Benton screaming) vs. how it actually looks (Chris Chan screaming)
-what trans predators think they look like (transformed Gruntilda) vs. what they actually look like (Gruntilda's jiggy portrait)
-updated web animator iceberg (icesperg?)
-the virgin SmallAnt vs. the chad Arino
-Contrarians: Everything Sucks
	*Lily Orchard
	*LS Cuck
	*Luke Smith
	*Josh Moon
	*EmpLemon
	*Turkey Tom
	*LiarConvoy
	*YMS
-The Kidults: I Don't Want to Grow Up
	*LS Cuck
	*UltimateEgofan
	*Edmund McVillian
	*Sr Pedophile
	*Smant
	*Flamingo/AlbertsStuff
	*Fetishchimp3k
	*Mutatard
	*Vile Vinny
	*OneyNoGood
	*awfulmay
	*Betarad
	*Foekoe
	*chaomix
	*Josh Moon
	*Failboat
	*Jaiden
	*Ludwig
	*penguinz0
	*Just Stop
	*Karl NoJobst
	*Lienuts Sebawwwstian
	*MrBeast
	*Mr. Enter
	*pChal
	*Pedo Pizza
	*Scott the K-head
	*The Anime Manchild
	*Peppermint Swirl
	*Dancing with Hypocrisy
	*fallenchungus
	*ninjamolester
	*psychoticplebbles
	*Alex Hosin'
	*JiDiddy
	*Dovendraw

mirrors
-"abandonware" for MS-DOS and microcomputers, especially those labeled as "STREAM ONLY" on Internet Archive
-arcade/dedicated games that weren't rereleased
-currently registration-walled
-Everett True shows my typical reaction to "charity" streams
-LuigiBlood is an ephebophile, apparently
-pre-compiled WonderWitch games
-ROM hacks
	*God Slayer QoL
	*Touhou Kaikidan ReC98: I might need to unlock the Extra Stage
	*Wizards and Warriors enhancements: the originals weren't in Rare Replay because of copyright or some shit
-Vincent Palmieri's court paper

playlists
-December holidays
-for Atari 2600 games
-Halloween
-Valentine's Day

rants
-bingo sheets
-literally unbelievable
-micro rants
	*CIPA: I still hate Securly 8 years later
	*console homebrew's golden age is long gone
	*defamation
	*I Hate Kinetic Visual Novels: not just because of Higurashi's controversy
	*Indieslop Existed in the '80s and '90s
	*reimagining the 2000s and 2010s; why most kids' media is unimportant: an attempt to update Nerd Rants
	*too many FOSS projects: even the infamous FSF wants devs to co-operate. see also stopslopware
	*thecinemassacretruth is a mixed bag: stop double-standardizing slobwave
-why I hate the real world

MST Zoomer Edition (temp title)
-Doctor Who predicted 5G
-Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures/Pac-World
-Mr. Pickles/Momma Named Me Sheriff
-Sponge Out of Water
-"predator catches"
-Tamagotchi Video Adventures
-Tamatomo Daishuu Go
-Steven Universe "PSAs"
-Sonic Twitter Takeovers in English
-black metal interviews
-akumaizer 3+chohjin bibyun

autistic mashups (spiritual successor series to YouTube Poop)
-Arino and Mitchell vs. Challenge YouTubers
-chase scene
-doublepoopedklok
-King Bowser Meets Gary Bowser
-poopvanity
-MariLui 3DX teaser should be exploitable

"fan art"
-20 Years of UraTama
	*blueberries
	*hat on a hat
-Bandaged Banjo
-Gearing Up
-Korean or Japanese?
-Nintendo Produce
-Jumbo Jokers
-Sharing Drinks

hate art
-bootlickers
-pedo punks eat shit/"I say bring it on"
-Pinyotta
-Play Stupid Games and Win Stupid Prizes

"do-jin soft" and mods
-Choose Your Own Psycho Geek
-fully digitized board/LCD games: handy for those living in cramped apartments
-Mario & Luigi RPG 2DX
-MSU-MD/MD+ for Shining in the Darkness and Sonic 3 Complete
-Nuts & Bolts Refastened: for Humba's HD tits! and reNut keeps crashing
-pac and pal clone themed around Psygee 2
-Psycho Geek If adaptation
-replace Kevin Afgani's lines with Charles Martinet's

misc
-bondage ballet
-Conker and Growing Up
-crappy bawlidays
-decoding scribbles
-French-to-English scanlations
-fun with Kinect mocap
-magnet link list
-micro golf
-Otaku no Video done right
-shower TV parody commercial
-slideshow set to "let's get retarded"
-Sonic Delirium Misadventures
-stereoscopic/Cardboard configurations for RetroArch